Before I get into that…after watching my Twitter timeline in partial awe…I decided to write a note my entertaining friends and future wannabes. I don’t know if maybe with all the tattoos you guys have if there’s a space left on your body, you could etch these tell tale signs.
SIGNS SHE MIGHT JUST BE A GROUPIE
- She claims to strictly wear labels, but she don’t have a job…she might be a groupie.
- You see her in the background of more than four of your boys photos but NO ONE knows who she is….she might be a groupie.
- She’s at fourteen of the cities during your 30 city cross country tour and a couple of non posted side shows…she might be a groupie!
- She starts sentences with “At (insert celebrity name here) birthday party we had so much fun” (and she has twenty of these stories)and she can name EVERY CELEB that was there..She might be a groupie!
- At your after party, the club owner introduces her as his “best girl, I mean favorite customer, I mean my niece”...She might be a groupie!
- She refuses to tell you what the notches tattooed on her ankle mean and just laughs “ha ha he he” (punch her in the gut “haha hehe this!”)
- She mentions money within the first 15 minutes of talking to her.
- She introduces herself by her twitter tag and ask why you ain’t following her, even though she sent you a pic of her breast.
- She asks "where you staying?" after you ask her name...She might be a groupie!
- If she follows ALL the same celebrity friends on twitter as you do and answers your EVERY TWEET! ......RUN BECAUSE THAT CHICK IS STALKING YOU!!!!
I think artist just need to know that they probably gonna get burned by one of them tryin to move up the ladder cuz there's always a star be than you in a groupies eyes!
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